Weird Science ponders the inevitable stupidity of public transit
// November 8th, 2009 // No Comments » // Tech News
You can make your own joke about batgirl and imagine that it appeared here: The title of this paper about tells you everything you need to know: “Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time.” I really cannot think of much to add there. We can all be thankful it wasn’t a coconut-laden swallow: As many of you may have heard, the LHC suffered a brief temperature spike that almost caused a shutdown. Apparently, the issue can be traced back to electrical issues caused by a bird that tried to fly off with a baguette that was a bit too large for it. According to the official CERN statement, “The bird escaped unharmed but lost its bread.” Nature has some very tongue-in-cheek reporting on the incident, and gets the scoop on whether the bird came from the future to prevent the creation of a Higgs Boson.














